Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Saw VI Review


Ok, first off let me say that I am sorry that I haven't been blogging much lately. Sophomore year of high school is kicking me in the butt so far.
But anyway, back to the topic. I know it's been a month since Halloween but I wanted to go ahead and give my review of the sixth installment of the Saw horror franchis, Saw VI.
Some say that Saw has gone on for far too long. The instant-hit series all began in October 2004 and has released a new installment every Halloween since. But the main question is if there are enough avid fans left to carry on the series.
Saw VI cost $11 million to produce. So far it has brought in over $27 million at the box office. Most would call this a success...but not for a franchise of this magnitude. Saw VI is now officially the lowest grossing Saw film to date. Mostly because of the underdog smash hit "Paranormal Activity" which steam rolled Saw VI on its opening weekend (see my blog for a review of Paranormal Activity).
Saw VI is the preachiest of the entire series. Focusing the twisted games on people involved in health care and the controversy over how health care is given to patients.
Saw VI went where no Saw film has gone; entering popular political topics. This clearly backfired. Critics are calling the newest installment a bit of a disappointment for a clear reason to all Saw fanatics: major lack of gore.
Saw VI is the least bloodiest of the series. The Saw producers use gore to draw in horror fanatics but there was a lack of the splatter in the newest entry. Perhaps after six films the writers are merely running out of ways to torture the "game" players.
Although this is the most disappointing Saw film to date, there are no signs that the series is ending anytime soon. Recently the producers confirmed Saw VII (2010) and Saw VIII (2011) and a new trick up their sleeves; 3-D.
That is the current word on the street from the recent press conference. Saw VII is said to be in 3-D. An obvious sign of desperation but could this desperate plee draw in a new 3-D fan base? We'll find out on October 22, 2010 when the seventh installment hits theaters.
The most obvious question in everyones minds is can the Saw franchise last forever? If so, should it last forever? With over $650,000,000 grossed worldwide on box office tickets alone (not including DVD sales and merchandise sales) the answer is obvious; Saw is going nowhere anytime soon. But the franchise better pick up there A-game in the next film to keep the wheels rolling.
OPINION CENTER
Rating: D+
Age Range: 14+

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Big Brother 11 Review


Well, Big Brother 11 is coming to a close in just a little less than 2 weeks. This has been a season like no other.


This was Big Brother's come-back season after a detremental drop of 1.2 million viewers last summer for Big Brother 10.


Big Brother didn't let up with the twists this season starting with the rise of the high school cliques. The 12 houseguests were split into 4 popular high school cliques based on extensive personality testing. They were split into the brains, athletes, populars, and the offbeats. Making them play the game like never before because the winning Head of Household each week could not nominate a member of their clique for eviction. Then immediatley after Julie (host) revealed that shocker she announced that there was a 13th mystery houseguest which was none other than BB10's Jessie (UGH!).


After 3 weeks the house had dwindled to 10 remaining houseguests. At this point Julie announced that the cliques were no longer in affect. Bringing relief to the populars and the offbeats due to their cliques dwindling numbers (populars ha 1 left, offbeats had 2 left).


Then the Coup d'Etat came into play. America voted on the 10 remaining HGs to receive the power to overthrow the HOH. This power was used a week later and knocked out Jessie (WOO-HOO!).


The house was down to 8 when Big Brother history was made when Chima destroyed production property and was penalty evicted from the game throwing the game into a fast-forward to get back on schedule which brought the un-fair demise of Lydia (made me really mad!).


A week of normal gameplay went by before the next twist: Pandora's Box. The house at this point is down to 5 HGs and from here on out each week the HOH would be given a temptation which could affect the game. The first was Kevin who was greedy and released $10,000 to the other 4 HGs and he was left with nothing (haha serves him right!).


That's all that's happened thus far. With only 4 houseguests remaining, now is the time to jump into BB11 if you haven't already. The finale is September 15.


OPINION CENTER

Rating: A

Age Range: 13+

Pros/Cons: Major step-up from BB10. Many many twists.


Big Brother showtimes:

Sundays at 8pm

Tuesdays at 9pm

Thursdays at 8pm


Official Big Brother Site: www.cbs.com/bigbrother

Halloween II Review


Halloween II is the re-adapted sequel to 2007's remake of the original Halloween. It starts exactly where the last one left off.


The motto for this installment is "family is forever". I won't give it away but one of the main characters turns out to be Michael Meyers' sister.


This installment is even more dissapointing than 2007's remake. It didn't really have an ensemble of main characters; just 2 real characters besides everyone that gets slashed. Constant flashbacks and confusing dreams tricks the audience into getting mixed up between what is real and what is a hallucination.


There also wasn't a real storyline other than the slasher trying to find his sister.


But there was a brief good moment at the end when we finally find out that Michael Meyers has a soft spot. I won't spoil it though.


Halloween III is already slated to release in 2011 and this time it's in 3-D. Let's hope they step it up for H3.


OPINION CENTER

Rating: C-

Age Range: 16+

Pros/Cons: No storyline, poor cast, but good surprise ending.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Don't forget that the sixth season of So You Think You Can Dance premieres tonight at 8/7c on FOX!

The Final Destination Review


The Final Destination is the fourth installment in the "Final Destination" franchise. For this go-around, the premonition occurs at a race track where the main character sees a huge race car pile up that ends up flying into the grand stands and killing everyone at the track, but it turns out to be just a vision.


From here the storyline continues just as the first three films in this franchise did; main character tells of his vision and convinces a small group of people to leave the area. Then, the vision comes true but they have left the area so they are saved...for now.


In this film, 10 people are saved by the vision. But like the franchises motto "you can't cheat death twice". Basically, death has to "correct" itself since 10 people dodged the deadly event. "Death" is very harsh and disturbing in his methods of correcting their saved lives. 1 of the 10 saved people is "corrected" within seconds after the vision comes true when a tire flies from an exploding car and decapitates her. From here the gruesomene deaths only get worse.


The most gruesome in my opinion was when a character had their insides sucked out by a drain in a pool. Yuck.


This film really didn't give closure to the franchise. This is supposedly the final film and it truly...sucked. The deaths were too gruesome to even be believable and the characters were never unified.


OPINION CENTER

Rating: C+

Age Group: 17+

Pros/Cons: Didn't provide a decent closure to the series.

Killer Review

"Killer: The Most Barbaric Murderers of Our Times" is a new book by Nigel Cawthorne. It is a compilation of exactly what the title implies; the most barbaric murderers of modern times.

The book is not for the faint of heart but it is still a good book. Each chapter chronicles the life of a famous killer. Amongst these include The Boston Strangler and The Yorkshire Ripper. The author was excellent at keeping your attention. It is not written like a biography but as a suspense thriller which makes it a real page-turner.

My personal favorite chapter is chapter 1: Natural Born Killers. It was written like a suspense thriller and not like a biography.

The only downfall to this book was that some of the chapters were far too short and didn't give the reader a feel of the event.

OPINION CENTER

Rating: B+
Age Group: 16+
Pros/Cons: Some chapters are too short but the author was excellent at making you turn the page.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Big Brother 11 Spoilers

Well, in just 4 days, the eleventh season of Big Brother will kick off for yet another summer of wacky, crazy moments! I know all of the twists for this season (I have my sources!). If you do not want to know the twists yet then don't read this post!

Ok, so there are 12 houseguests moving in July 5, doesn't seem like a lot of houseguests does it? Well, there is a mystery houseguest moving in on July 7 to stir up the house. So, this season there are 13 houseguests just like last season. I don't know the actual identity of the mystery houseguest, but I do know that it is a former houseguest. I personally hope it's Evel Dick from Big Brother 8.

That's not the only twist this year. This season is going to be similiar to Big Brother: 'Til Death Do You Part. Except this season it's not couples but it's high school cliques. The 13 houseguests will be split into four high school cliques: the jocks/athletes, the populars, the braniacs, and the offbeats/oddballs. They will compete as groups in the weekly food competitions and they cannot nominate someone from their own clique. The losing group in each week's food competition will be banished to the "banishment room". This room has no beds, they will sleep on the floor. They will also be banished from hot water in the showers. It will be interesting to watch that play out.

The Big Brother house is all about being "Green" this summer. The wallpapers in the house are made of plywood and different recycled materials. The backyard hasn't changed since last season. The HOH room is very luxurious this year. There is actually a wall waterfall behind the headboard on the bed.

Official Big Brother 11 site: www.cbs.com/bigbrother
Go here to interact in the viewer forums and to see the new houseguests.

The Big Brother 11 season premieres Thursday, July 9 at 8/7c on CBS.